WARNING, I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M EXCITED!!!
HELLO EVERYONE, I HAD TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU....
LOOK AT MY HAIR! I LOOKED DAYUM GOOD LAST NIGHT. YEAH, I SAID IT. FROM NOW ON I'M GOING TO GIVE MYSELF COMPLIMENTS EVEN IF I LOOK LIKE CRAP!
IT'S A NEW DAY!!!!! LIPGLOSS GOES A LONG WAY!!!! LOL
THANKS TO MY FRIEND MICHYLA FOR HOOKING A SISTAH'S WIG UP. YOU KNOW I OWE YOU BIG TIME!!!
"REMEMBER, WE'RE A FINE YOUNG COUPLE" I WOULD LINK MY PREVIOUS POST ABOUT THAT BUT, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT, SO JUST WORK WITH ME HERE PEOPLE...LOL..
HERE'S THE POST:
http://calimckoys.blogspot.com/2006/02/date-night.html
ANYWAY!!!
SURE WISH MY FRIENDS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) COULD HAVE BEEN THERE LAST NIGHT. WE LAUGHED SO HARD, MY SIDES ARE STILL ACHING. I JUST LOOKED UP THE HOST OF THE SHOW'S MYSPACE JUST TO CLICK ON HIS PAGE AND LAUGH AGAIN....SERIOUSLY. THAT'S HOW FUNNY IT WAS.
http://www.myspace.com/comedianshaunjones--WARNING---IT WAS A LOT OF CUSSIN ON THIS VIDEO BUT.......ODDLY ENOUGH HE DIDN'T CUSS THAT MUCH LAST NIGHT. GUESS THE USHER BOARD SPOKE TO HIM BEFORE THE SHOW. LOL
WE SAT NEXT TO A BORING COUPLE. YAWN. THE HUSBAND WAS COOL BUT...THE CHICK WAS DRY!
SHE ANNOUNCED THAT SHE HAS A GRADUATE DEGREE. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT KIDS AND SHE SAID, YEAH, I USED TO TEACH AND DARRIN SAID WHAT GRADE? SHE SAID WELL, I DON'T ANYMORE!!!!!! I CAN'T STAND YOUNGER KIDS SHE SAYS....THEY'RE TOO WHINEY......
UMMMM WHO THE HECK CARES, YOU'RE STILL BORING. GIVE ME A FIRST GRADER ANYDAY!
HOW ABOUT THAT!
THEY REALLY NEED TO MAKE A COLLEGE COURSE:
HOW TO ACT LIKE YOU HAVE SOME DAYUM SENSE 101. OR
HOW NOT TO LOSE YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS WHEN YOU GET AN EDUCATION
FOR REAL.
HOW CAN YOU BE THAT 'EDUCATED' AND BE SO DRY? GIVE ME A G.E.D. ANYDAY IF IT MEANS I'LL KEEP MY PERSONALITY. GEEZ.
COME ON NOW, YOU'RE THAT 'EDUCATED' AND YOU CAN'T EVEN CRACK A SMILE. SHE DIDN'T LAUGH ONE TIME THE ENTIRE NIGHT. I AM SO GLAD I'M NOT THAT MISERABLE. HER HUSBAND WAS COOL. HE WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE WHISPERED SOMETHING TO HIM AND THEY WERE OUT. WHATEVER!!!! ME AND DARRIN HAD A BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR IF DARRIN WAS THAT DRY I WOULD SPRAY OIL SHEEN ON HIM!!!!!
I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SMALL TALK SHE ASKED IF WE HAD KIDS, ETC....THEN I ASKED ABOUT HER SON, SHE FROWNED AND SAID, HE'S MY STEPSON.
WHAT THE???????????? I AM REALLY ANNOYED WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T CLAIM THEIR KIDS. SORRY THIS IS MY OPINION:
GUESS WHAT PEOPLE, IF YOU MARRY A PERSON, YOU INHERIT THEIR DOG, CAT, BIRD, 5 KIDS AND THEIR BAD A** CREDIT TOO.
DID I REALLY NEED TO REMIND PEOPLE OF THAT???? OH WHO LISA? OH THAT'S MY HUSBAND'S DAUGHTER. SHE'S MY STEPDAUGHTER. WHAT???? YOU'RE FEEDING HER IN YOUR HOUSE EVERYDAY RIGHT? YOU'RE TAKING HER TO SCHOOL, BUYING HER SCHOOL CLOTHES, ETC...... WELL, GUESS WHAT, LISA IS YOUR KID TOO. HELLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
MAYBE I SHOULD BECOME A COMEDIAN? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
7 comments:
Love your last paragraph. It's exactly how I feel.
I agree with you also on your last paragragh. There are still many people who aren't aware of the "inheritance" RULE :-) And yes, you should be a comedian. I'll come to the show and I'll laugh the loudest because I know you'll be funny.
Christopher sends his thanks for the compliment and Alyssa was hurt because you didn't say you couldn't wait to meet her!!!Just me and Christopher?
Oops I apologize for not spell checking but I can spell I really can
Ohhhhhhhhhhh my goodness. I am sooooo sorry Princess Alyssa. Please forgive me. You know what, my daughter says the same thing to me. She says you always post about DJ. Urrgh!!!!! bad bad Tanyetta.
I am kicking myself right now. You know I meant no harm. Awwwwwwwwwww. you know I definitely want to meet you too Alyssa. ;)
You nailed it totally in the last paragraph!
Sounds like an awesome time though and yes you looked hot!
You look great!!! you said it, all that is important anyways!!! Glad you had such a wonderful time;)
Laughter IS good for the soul! Whatever was up that lady's butt is going to be there for awhile. Lucky you that you and your hub have PERSONALITIES and a SENSE OF HUMOR!
Education is great, but not at the expense of humor. Nooooo way! Some feel that their education defines them. Most though, I hope, feel that their education simply adds new facets to their lives.
If I couldn't laugh, I don't know how I'd make it!
I love your last paragraph. Spoken like a true mom.
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