**This is a post from Daddy!!!!!**
Check it out. We went to Santa Barbara for the weekend and it was a pretty good trip. While we were gone I didn't use the B-room at all (Sat&Sun), it's something about being away from home that throws the body out of sync.
So anyways, on Monday morn I get up and get DJ his breakfast and have some coffee. A little bit later it hits my stomach and I gotta let two days worth go.
I tell DJ I'll be back in a minute. I'm using the head and he comes busting in wanting to talk while I'm taking a crap. Out of the blue he starts gagging and pukes on the floor. I'm like "what's wrong"and he says "you stink too bad". He proceeds to puke about 7-8 times. He completely emptied his stomach out.
He just kept saying "you made me sick Daddy"
"You stink too bad". I laughed my ass off and Kim* actually got mad from me laughing.
Stay your ass out of the B-room and give a man some privacy next time.
Kids, you gotta love em.
Anyone remember this one?
See a pattern here?
*=Kim is my family nickname
9 comments:
I'm sorry nothing makes sense until I know who KIM is. Who's KIM!? LOL
Ok now that I know who KIM is, I can resume my comment...
Oh wow Darrin you must have had some FOUL poop to make a toddler throw up!!!!!
OMG!!! LOL. My kids know better now, comes with age I guess but they're always like "stay away from that area, daddy's funkin' it up"..lol
hee hee. me and eriq are laughing! we love the daddy post. "kim" (oops--just this one time) you make us laugh and smile too! =P
Ha ha ha ha ha. Honey, I know the feeling. My hubby is like that too...he could have the whole right side of the house if he had a weekend like that. Me and that baby woldn't even bother him. Too funny.
He actually threw up! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! That'll teach him!
Makes me think of Fridays when the dad was like, "Don't nobody go in there for like 45 minutes" ROTFL!!
Hilarious!
You should have warned your son! Now I know why the wife wasn't happy you were laughin'.
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