Toddler Fight Club. New members are welcome.

We have this cool club for Toddlers. It's called the Toddler Fight Club. It's actually an underground group. This is the first time a photographer has ever been invited to these secret functions.

From the looks of it, it's loads of fun. So far there are only boys in the group. We're hoping to open it up to some rough and tumble girls in the near future. It's a place where they can really get wild and let out built up energy!

Here's a photo of the kids discussing the rules of Toddler Fight Club.
There was a lot of whispering. I had to strain to get the secrets of the club:



Rules (subject to change)
-No helicopter moms allowed.
-Moms are to stand on the sidelines with snack and juice boxes.
-No biting. It's frowned upon to bite anyone. This will land you in permanent timeout. Second offenders are asked to leave and return when they're over the urge to bite.
-Pushing is encouraged.
-Hitting below the belt isn't cool.
-Taking toys and NOT sharing is ok.
-If you had it first and I want it, then I get to take it and you can't cry.
-No pulling of the girl's hair. Their mommy's freak out when this happens. It's best to just avoid situations like this.

(The girl on the side of the trampoline wasn't sure if she wanted to join the Toddler Fight Club)
Every time the boys got close to her, she ran off. Smart girl.

Look at P--He cleared the slide in one jump! He has given his mother heart failure on more than one occasion. He's very adventurous.
He's the most skilled of the group in slide jumping!


Not to feel outdone, look who decided to follow suit:


The crew recharging after a hard day at play:


I took more photos than my son appreciated. This is where he decided to throw a ball at me. Isn't he sweet:


This is where we had to break the news to the boys that it was time to go. As you can see, G was NOT happy:


Check them out. We lost count on how many times we were asked if they're brothers. Remember this?



We had a great day!

Next month's Toddler Fight Club will be held at an undisclosed location. If you think your kid can hang with the TFC, drop us a line and what your kid's specialty is (flipping off slides, drop kicking friends, never sharing toys) and we'll take a look at your request. Thanks for your interest!