You remember the story of my son and his obsession with breasts? It's true. I have tried everything to deter his fascination with it. It honestly freaks me out a bit that at his age (3.5) he still finds the need to just cop a feel whenever he sees an opportunity.
For instance, we're sitting on the sofa watching Cars for the 500494999th time and he decides to reach over and put his hand in my shirt. Before I could think twice, I snatch it off of me and say, NO. That's not cool. He doesn't even flinch, continues to look at the movie and plots his next move.
A few weeks ago, big sister was in the kitchen with DJ and all I heard was, NO DJ that's illegal in at least 50 states. Huh? Of course I go in to ask what happened and she says, DJ put his hands down her shirt when they were at the table coloring. LOL
What is up with this kid? He has issues. A breast man at the age of 3?
Well, if you haven't heard, a 4 year old had charges brought against him for burying his face into his preschool teacher's bosom when he was giving her a hug goodbye before getting on the school bus. Say word? A grown woman pressing charges against a toddler? Come on now.
You have to know it probably wasn't long ago that his mommy weaned him and he just saw some melons for the squeezing. LOL
Here's the kicker, there's a first grader in Woodbridge, VA being charged as a sexual offender because he slapped his classmate on the bottom. WHOA! This is getting out of hand.
I am going to pledge to save my son from prison time and just keep reminding him, we don't put our hands down shirts and we by no means necessary, touch our classmates bottoms unless of course you're on the football team.
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I have a soon to be 3 year old boob boy here as well. Good thing that the pre-school teachers here aren't as easily offended as that one as my son apparently regularly buries his head in his teachers' chests and has also apparently kissed a couple of them on their cleavage in the past as well. I am soo going to be in trouble when he goes to school! Like you, I do do my best to make him understand that that kind of thing is inappropriate but as this time last year we were starting the weaning process, it isn't really surprising that he is still slightly attached to boobs!! Here's hoping they both grow out of it before we get arrested!
these stories border CRAZY/STUPID.
I just can't believe they're for serious.
For some reason children always seem to have this fascination with body parts.
but that whole pressing charges thing is simply ridiculous.
Pressing charges? Are they serious? Well my son slaps me on the behind because he sees daddy doing it. I am actually hoping that he cuts that out NOW. How do I explain to him that it's okay for daddy to smack mom on the ass but it's not okay for him to do it? I was embarrassed when he did it to me in public. I just don't want him to do it to anyone else.
Alyssa is still fond of my boobs even though she dumped them at 11months. She tried to nurse(through clothing) once when my sister in law was holding her in her arms. She laughed it off.
Alyssa still likes to shove her hands between them. I'm pressing charges on both my kids.
Just goes to show you that people will sue over anything. No where in your explaination did I see you say that the people explained to the kids that what they were doing was wrong. They jumped from A to B without asking about C.
(And here is how my presentation went)
lol at Atasha pressing charges on her cuties.
Those people are stupid, plain and simple. Anyone in their right mind knows that those cases are ridiculous.
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