All of my cool friends have an iPhone and I don't. Am I trying to be cool like them? You betta believe it. I'm just too chicken to shell out the Benjamins that require such coolness. I almost choked on my tall glass of lactaid milk when I found out about this contest!
“Over at JohnCow.com they must have the coolest web hosting provider in the pasture. These guys are having a cowpetition and are giving away a $500 prize! Here’s your chance to win a Playstation3,or an Xbox360, a Nintendo Wii, an iPhone .. you name it, they’ll pay it! Don’t miss out and check out their mad cow blog!”
I'll let you guess which prize I'm going for!